“One of God’s greatest creations is a horse, and putting a man on the back of a horse–nothing gets better than that.
Bubba Thompson: A cowboy is someone who takes pride in what he does, someone who lives off the land.
Cody Harris: A true cowboy, they rise with the sun. They put God and family before themselves.
***
“Hey there, Ma.”
“Oh, it’s good to see you, son.”
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Booger Brown: Definitely there’s a lot of hard work involved.
“Nothing ever goes easy around here.”
“We’re going to eat dinner here in a little bit, and you’re trying eat dirt.”
[laughter]
“If there’s no cowboys, there’s sure enough not going to be enough beef to eat. The cattle can’t take care of themselves. A lot of people like to eat steak and hamburgers; we’re the guys that help provide that for you.”
***
“I feed ’em, you eat ’em.”
“That’s the biggest steak I think I’ve ever seen.”
“Inch and a half thick.”
“Going to have to say a blessing twice for that one.”
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“The cowboy life holds so many traditional values; it’s not the normal world out there today.”
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“Lately it’s just gotten to the point where every time I get on her, she’s throwing me off.”
“Give me a couple of days to see what she’s got going on. I’m sure we can do something.”
“You’re my last hope.”
***
“I know what I can do!”
“Aw, heck, here we go. Here we go…”
“The cowboy way of life isn’t something you do, it’s who you are as a person. And it’s been embedded in our American tradition for a long time. And it’s important that somebody keeps it going.”
“All right, boys, this is it!”
***
Her: “I don’t like that color.”
Him: “Of course you don’t; I like that price, though.”
Her: “Of course you do. It’s gotta be perfect; this is our first baby.”
Him: “Baby, it’s not going to be perfect unless I build it.”
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“This is my favorite part, right here.”
“Are you ready to be a cowboy?”
“Yeah. Yes sir.”
“That’s what I wanted to hear from you. Yee-haw!”
“Why?”
“What?”
***
Her: “You know how to put that on, right?”
Him: “Just open ‘er up like that, pick those two feet in the air, slide it under there, and boom!”
Her: “We’re going to diaper class.”
Him: “A cowboy does not go to diaper class.”